CAUSE OF DEATH
Kitty's Stillborn Birth: A Cautionary Tale
Born into a hostile ecosystem at precisely midnight, this feline-themed token survived mere hours before experiencing catastrophic organ failure. With five holders and zero liquidity, kitty found itself in the peculiar position of being both fully concentrated and wholly worthless—a feat of biological impossibility that would make Darwin weep into his teacup.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, liquidity evaporation, newborn status
EPITAPH
"Here lies kitty: revoked its authorities but couldn't revoke its own irrelevance."