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Gooners: A Masterclass in Rug Pull Anatomy

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Gooners, a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of being dead while technically still alive. With four holders controlling 100% of supply and liquidity pools drier than a venture capitalist's sense of humor, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with $3.67 of trading volume—barely enough to purchase the rope used in its own hanging.