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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

Here we observe Salam, a creature born mere hours ago, already in its death throes. With zero liquidity and 99.8% of its genetics concentrated in the hands of ten overlords, this specimen was less a token and more a carefully engineered pump-and-dump cadaver. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and a total lack of actual utility.