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Global Puppet: A One-Hour Tragedy in Four Acts

Here we observe the Global Puppet, a nascent token that lived fast and died young—completing its entire lifecycle in the time it takes to watch a feature film. With ninety-five percent of its circulating supply concentrated in ten wallets and liquidity pools as empty as its promise, this digital marionette discovered that when the strings are cut, gravity shows no mercy. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities suggests someone, somewhere, briefly considered restraint—a mercy killing administered just moments before the inevitable collapse.