CAUSE OF DEATH
Shitrat: A One-Hour Wonder Cadaver
In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the shitrat—a creature that burned brilliantly and catastrophically, expiring before its first nap cycle. With ninety-seven percent of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten specimens, this token never stood a chance; it was less an investment and more a coordinated magician's trick, where the rabbit never left the hat. The $40,000 in volume represents not organic interest, but rather the death throes of a pump collapsing under its own mathematical inevitability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It lived a full life in Solana time—which is to say, it didn't live at all."
