CAUSE OF DEATH
A Parasite's Parasites: The Lyme Collapse
Here we observe the final moments of Lyme, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of contracting every known financial disease simultaneously. With liquidity evaporating faster than its holders' life savings, and a mere 25 believers clinging to hope like ticks to a woodland creature, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with a whimper—and a 64.5% daily hemorrhage.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity depletion meets concentration dystopia
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it was aggressively concentrated in ten wallets and subsequently forgotten by everyone else."