TROLLJAK/9CBk..pump
FLATLINED
TROLLJAK

TROLLJAK9CBksqfMoTAvam2bfqLwPcWwQLmAiVTSMXBbHtXspump

$TROLLJAK9CBk..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated bagholding

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
-20.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$8.1K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.62B
Price USD
$2.62e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

TROLLJAK: Born Dead, Died Immediately After

Here we observe a specimen so perfectly engineered for failure, it barely qualified as alive. In its mere hours of existence, TROLLJAK achieved what most tokens spend months working toward: complete and utter irrelevance, coupled with the mathematical certainty of a coordinated exit strategy. The five holders—likely the developer and their most gullible associates—collectively owned the entire supply, a configuration typically reserved for nature's most ruthless predators.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$8.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated bagholding
Patient Note

TROLLJAK: Zero liquidity, five holders, infinite regret—a monument to why 'meme token' is sometimes just crypto's way of saying 'exit scam.'

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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