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Fartcoin Defies Death, Somehow Still Breathing

In a remarkable turn of events, what should have been a memetic extinction event has instead produced a peculiar specimen of survival. Here we observe Fartcoin, a token that achieved the impossible: it took itself seriously enough to revoke authorities, yet the market has only rewarded it with a modest 2.4% appreciation—a fate worse than death, perhaps, for something born from flatulence. The three thousand holders cling to their positions with the desperate hope of those who've already invested their dignity.