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The Frog Mage's Spectacular Zero-Hour Collapse

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: The Frog Mage, born mere hours ago, has already achieved what most tokens aspire to—a 388% pump followed by immediate liquidity evaporation. Here we see nature's cruel efficiency at work, as fifty-seven brave souls discovered that astronomical gains mean rather little when there exists nowhere to actually sell one's amphibian-themed digital assets.