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Faith-Based Ponzi Scheme Expires Spectacularly

Here we observe the remarkable cadaver of Believe in Something, a token that inspired precisely zero belief and considerably less something. With thirteen holders clinging to its corpse like mourners at a funeral nobody wanted to attend, it achieved the impressive feat of generating fifty dollars in daily volume—roughly the GDP of a failed lemonade stand. The authorities may be revoked, but the token's true authority was always liquidity, and it possessed none.