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Newborn Token Flatlines Within Hours of Birth

Here we observe a most remarkable specimen of financial engineering—a token that achieved the impressive feat of dying before most investors could even finish their morning coffee. Born at midnight with all the promise of a get-rich-quick scheme, it survived precisely long enough for the top ten holders to secure their exit, leaving the remaining 79 souls to contemplate the $0 liquidity pool with the same expression one might reserve for finding a scorpion in one's shoe.