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Sleepcoin Never Woke From Its Slumber

In what can only be described as a financial equivalent of sudden infant death syndrome, Sleepcoin has expired mere hours after birth, having lost 86.6% of its value in a single day. The creature was stillborn, gasping for liquidity with merely $5,276 in reserves whilst its top holders—like territorial vultures—already clutched 81.2% of the remains. One observes, with grim fascination, that even revoking its authorities could not resuscitate what was fundamentally a corpse masquerading as a cryptocurrency.