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Sleepcoin's Six-Day Coma Proves Fatal

Here we observe Sleepcoin in its final hours—a creature born merely 144 hours ago, now succumbing to the inexorable predation of its own top 10 holders, who control 99.7% of its meager existence. With a liquidity pool smaller than a modest lunch budget and a 24-hour volume suggesting even bots have stopped bothering, this token slips quietly into the great blockchain beyond. One might say it never truly woke up.