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KNICKS Collapses Before Its First Tipoff

Born at midnight with all the vitality of a newborn, KNICKS experienced a curious phenomenon: a 1046% price swing that suggested either miraculous resurrection or, more likely, the statistical equivalent of a coin flip in a vacuum. By dawn's light, our specimen had achieved the remarkable feat of accumulating precisely four holders—a community so intimate, one wonders if they were merely the dev's alternate wallets saying goodbye.