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Newborn Token Discovered Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a specimen so remarkably short-lived, it makes mayflies look like redwoods. Born mere hours ago with a 2715% price spike—nature's way of saying hello before a swift, inevitable goodbye. Four lonely holders clutching the smoking gun of a token that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti.