CAUSE OF DEATH
Rage Guy: Born Angry, Died Angrier
In the beginning, there was chaos—206% volatility in a single day, a newborn creature already convulsing. The Rage Guy token entered this world mere hours ago, breathing only the thinnest vapors of liquidity, as if it had never truly drawn breath at all. Authorities revoked, concentration absolute, volume meager—nature's way of reminding us that some organisms simply lack the biological machinery to survive.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration with zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It raged so hard it rage-quitted existence before breakfast."