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Newborn Token Dies Within Hours of Birth

Here we observe Shitcoin, a creature that lived precisely long enough to prove its name prophetic. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it has succumbed to the inevitable forces of concentrated ownership and liquidity evaporation—a textbook case of financial natural selection claiming another specimen.