CAUSE OF DEATH
GAYHEM: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering Instantly
In the beginning, there was chaos—a 484% price swing in mere hours, the telltale thrashing of a creature drowning in its own liquidity pool. Four brave souls held this token, yet all the coins belonged to the few at the top, a perfect monument to decentralized finance's most democratic impulse: cannibalism. The authorities were revoked, the mint disabled—all the precautions of a creature already decomposing before it drew its first breath.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration meets instant irrelevance
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours, printed $4,706 in volume, and taught us nothing except that some tokens are born not to live, but to serve as cautionary tales for the next batch of hopeful degenerates."
