QUANTUM FART/94bS..pump
FLATLINED
Quantum Fart

Quantum Fart94bS9zCZX8iW5qTpHVdyPjHJ5xcyavPtquBdyHoJpump

$QUANTUM94bS..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic concentration meets illiquid void

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$4.7K
+117.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$42.6K
Holders
8
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.05B
Price USD
$2.05e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Quantum Fart: Born Dead, Died Screaming

In the harsh ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—birthed mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the unmistakable pallor of a pump-and-dump scheme. With zero liquidity and 84% of tokens concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this token's tragic arc from conception to worthlessness occurred with the inevitability of a poorly-timed biological function. One suspects the name itself was a Freudian slip.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$42.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration meets illiquid void
Patient Note

It promised to bend reality; instead, it bent geometry—all those percentage gains with nowhere to actually cash out.

Holders

§ 04 · 8 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EUUr...bsuv99.93%
028psN...VRtf0.04%
037MCu...DF3k0.02%
0464p4...xJ7T0.01%
0558a1...MBMy0.00%
06D9GY...xGjW0.00%
07FFiW...hseb0.00%
08HLnp...TLcCAUTOPSY0.00%