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BigButtcoin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a specimen so freshly expired, the body is still warm. BigButtcoin entered the world with all the promise of a newborn—authorities revoked, liquidity absent, and precisely two holders sharing ownership like feuding twins over a dead relative's will. In merely hours, it had achieved what some tokens take weeks to accomplish: complete and utter irrelevance.