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Pumpbull: A Whale's Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the cadaver of pumpbull, a mere five-day-old specimen whose vital signs betrayed the classic symptoms of acute concentration necrosis. The top ten holders, clutching 98.2% of the circulating supply like vultures over carrion, ensured that this token's evolutionary fitness was determined not by natural selection, but by mathematical inevitability. In death, as in life, it pumped and bullied no one but itself.