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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Record Time

Here we observe the Yoga Pants specimen, mere hours into its existence, already exhibiting the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump in full rigor mortis. With a quarter of its value evaporating faster than morning dew on a predator's breath, and top holders gripping 38.7% of the circulating supply like vultures over carrion, one might wonder if this token was born to stretch or merely to strangle its investors.