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EtherPump's Slow Asphyxiation in Shallow Waters

Here we observe EPUMP in its natural habitat—not quite dead, but certainly gasping. With a mere $15,635 in liquidity supporting 157 hopeful believers, this token has achieved that peculiar state of financial purgatory: too alive to bury, too weak to thrive. The creature's 47.9% concentration in ten predatory hands suggests this was less a community and more a coordinated feeding event.