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Bank of Elon Collapses Under Its Own Hubris

Here we observe the final moments of Bank of Elon, a creature so top-heavy with concentration that it resembled less a token and more a financial Jenga tower in an earthquake. With 94% of its holdings clutched in merely ten wallets, liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti—save for the predators who'd already fed. The beast's death rattle: a 70.8% price collapse in 24 hours, leaving 31 token holders to contemplate their life choices.