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Purple Cow: Born Volatile, Died Immediately

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, the Purple Cow emerged fully formed at dawn, only to discover that its herd had already abandoned it. With zero liquidity and a top 10 that owned more than half its supply, this newborn ungulate faced the cruel reality that a 348% price swing means nothing when there's nowhere to actually sell. Within mere hours, it had become what all meme tokens ultimately become: a cautionary tale whispered around campfires.