SLAV MONKEYS/91a7..pump
CRITICAL
Slav monkeys

Slav monkeys91a79RTewHgYjz6qxZXDugPPvUfmxPBa53zzsFiipump

$SLAVIC91a7..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Severe centralization and catastrophic liquidity collapse

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
51/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$1.3K
-18.2% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.5K
Volume 24h
$185.52
Holders
17
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.35B
Price USD
$1.35e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Slav Monkeys: A Brief Primate Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that never quite learned to swing from vine to vine. With a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle and a top 10 holder distribution that would make a monopoly board game blush, this token's demise was less murder than assisted suicide by market forces. In precisely 116 hours, what began as hopeful primates became evolutionary dead-ends.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.5K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$185.52 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Severe centralization and catastrophic liquidity collapse
Patient Note

They revoked the authorities but forgot to revoke the stupidity—a lesson in blockchain: you can't mint your way to legitimacy, only out of it.

Holders

§ 04 · 17 wallets
Top 1
99.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
014mc5...NXfJ99.17%
02BSgy...Bix3AUTOPSY0.55%
03y5WM...poAz0.12%
04E5a5...WVHp0.11%
056smY...Z9kw0.02%
068psN...VRtf0.02%
07DjRV...34yj0.01%
08vgjq...s7ZD0.01%
09AhA6...4e6t0.00%
10AYSk...tPAY0.00%