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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration and instant liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$5.5K

+157.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$2.7K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.07B

Price USD

$2.07e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

2MHK..F3ky ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch Site

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: WOJAK, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibits the telltale signs of catastrophic failure. With zero liquidity and 84.6% of its genetic material concentrated in just ten organisms, this token never stood a chance—a stillborn monument to optimism and poor tokenomics.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Sparse

$2.7K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 76.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration and instant liquidity evaporation

Patient Note

It pumped 157% in 24 hours and still died penniless—truly the most Wojak outcome imaginable.

Holders

§ 04 · 39 wallets

Top 1

54.8%

Top 5

76.7%

Top 10

84.6%

012MHK...F3ky54.77%

0255ut...BGzg8.73%

03LtRm...DgGg6.20%

04A1Lc...wv4w4.63%

05qTfs...Fhc52.34%

06FpfN...GZuX2.08%

07Grxk...78rr1.64%

08CZ2p...ZpB61.56%

09AXtB...nDaw1.38%

10uKqR...myRy1.28%