CAUSE OF DEATH
Floral Dreams Wilt in Seven Hours
And here we observe the 1-800-Flowers token, a magnificent specimen that bloomed and withered with the lifespan of a mayfly on stimulants. In its brief seven hours of existence, it experienced a 542% price convulsion—nature's way of reminding us that what rises fastest often falls hardest, usually taking retail investors' life savings with it.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets concentration catastrophe
EPITAPH
"It was beautiful while it lasted: six hours fifty-eight minutes of pure, unadulterated speculation."