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The Claude Giraffe's Neck-Breaking Collapse

Here we observe the cadaver of The Claude Giraffe, a token that reached for the leaves of prosperity but found only the thorns of concentration. In its brief 302-hour existence, it discovered that revoking authorities cannot revoke the authority of mathematics—specifically, the mathematics of 98% holder concentration and $64.73 in daily volume, a figure so modest it suggests the token's final trades were mercy killings. As our specimen enters the great blockchain beyond, we are reminded that in the savanna of crypto, the longest neck cannot save you from predators with 98% of the herd.