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Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Exchange

In the waning moments of ION's existence, we observe a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of acute concentration necrosis. With 98.2% of its circulating supply locked in the jaws of just ten holders, this token never stood a chance—a financial still-birth masquerading as a 697% pump, nature's cruelest joke played out on the blockchain.