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Hamza La Douane: A Week-Long Mirage Evaporates

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the carcass of Hamza La Douane, a token that managed the impressive feat of achieving zero liquidity whilst simultaneously convincing thirty-two investors they had discovered treasure. Like a magnificent beast brought down by its own parasitic load, the top ten holders—clutching eighty percent of the supply—have rendered this creature immobile, unable to migrate toward salvation.