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Scuba Cat: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the Scuba Cat, a specimen so freshly minted it hadn't yet learned to breathe. With ninety-one percent of its population concentrated in merely ten hands, this token was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate game of musical chairs—played by thirty-one people, only ten of whom were actually sitting. By the time the music stopped, the liquidity had evaporated entirely, leaving behind only the faint smell of desperation and a $4,592 volume that couldn't even fill a proper transaction.