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Solanacorn Wilts Before First Dawn

Here we observe the Solanacorn in its natural habitat: the trash bin. Born merely an hour ago, this ambitious herbivore has already experienced a 94.8% population collapse—a die-off so severe it makes the dinosaurs look like they had time to write memoirs. Remarkably, despite revoking all authorities, the token's architects failed to revoke the most dangerous authority of all: their own poor judgment.