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FARTATM: Born Screaming, Died Laughing

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a curious specimen emerged—FARTATM, fully formed yet stillborn, possessed all the markers of survival yet none of the will to live. Within mere hours, this token had already begun its inexorable journey toward extinction, a 338% price surge masking the terrible truth: there was nowhere left to run. Like a mayfly with a Bloomberg terminal, it burned brilliantly and briefly before the market's cruel indifference extinguished its flame.