CAUSE OF DEATH
PIKACHU Coin: Born Stillborn, Died Instantly
Here we observe a most curious specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived, collapsing 73.8% in a single day with the grace of a Pokéball dropped from a great height. The three brave holders, clutching their worthless bags, serve as a poignant reminder that not all creatures in the blockchain ecosystem are meant to survive. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we simply call it Wednesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration and immediate liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it lost 73.8% of everything. A true Pokémon—gotta catch 'em all, even the losses."