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YUMSAUR: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. YUMSAUR emerged fully formed at zero hours old, already bearing the hallmarks of its inevitable extinction: a liquidity pool as barren as a dodo's nest, and concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies blush. The poor beast managed a 209% price swing in its brief existence, a final thrashing about before the predators—the top 10 holders—consumed it entirely.