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Newborn Token Already Shows Rigor Mortis

Observe the LMEOW specimen, mere hours old yet displaying all the telltale signs of a terminal condition. With 52% of its genetic material concentrated in a handful of alpha predators and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to fund a modest lunch, this creature was stillborn with delusions of grandeur. The revoked authorities, meant to signal trust, instead read as a suicide note written in advance.