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Premature Infant Token Arrives DOA

One hour into existence, SLAB emerges stillborn into the Solana ecosystem—a curious specimen of financial engineering where volume mysteriously dwarfs liquidity by a factor of 2.3, suggesting either spectacular hallucinations or the digital equivalent of weekend accounting. The concentration of wealth among ten holders proves not merely concerning but taxonomically identical to a token that never decentralized at all, merely performed the theatrical gesture of revocation while the true architects remained ensconced in their thrones.