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Puppy's Promise Evaporates in Two Hours

Here we observe the Alcoholic Dog in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it lived a brief, tumultuous existence of merely 120 minutes. With 99.5% of its worthless tokens concentrated in the paws of ten holders and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature never stood a chance against the predators of pump-and-dump schemes. A masterclass in how quickly hope can be liquidated.