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Newborn Token Gasps, Collapses Before First Breath

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we witness a creature that never truly lived—born mere hours ago, our subject expired before achieving consciousness. The four remaining holders, clutching their worthless certificates like mourners at a funeral, watch in stunned silence as their investment vaporizes at a velocity that would make a meteor envious. One can only admire the efficiency with which this token managed to destroy itself.