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Newborn Token Flatlines Before Breakfast

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, Cat On Duty emerged into existence mere hours ago—a creature so profoundly unfit for survival that it achieved a 415% price swing while possessing absolutely zero liquidity, a biological impossibility one might observe in nature only through fever dreams. The top ten holders, clutching 57% of its meager existence, watched with the detached interest of apex predators as their newly hatched investment gasped for air in the void.