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Newborn Token Dies Within Hours of Birth

In the primordial swamps of the Solana blockchain, we observe the World Cup Dog—a creature so freshly spawned it hadn't yet learned to walk before collapsing entirely. With zero liquidity and ninety-one holders clinging to digital straws, this infant pumped 431% in a single day, a final, desperate gasp before the inevitable flatline. The top ten predators controlled half the supply, a harbinger of the brutal culling to follow.