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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib, Suspicious Circumstances

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable creature—the Rumpus—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before its first hour had even elapsed. Like a gazelle born during a drought, it never stood a chance; the predators had already secured over half the kill before the creature could even learn to walk.