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Lactose Intolerant Market Claims Another Victim

In the waning hours of its brief existence, BOOB MILK GOLD experienced what we in the industry call a 'catastrophic evaporation of faith.' Born at dawn and expired by dusk, this token's 61% death spiral suggests the market found its premise... udderly unconvincing. The six remaining holders cling to their bags like remoras on a dying whale.