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Grannywifbazooka: A One-Hour Miracle

Here we observe a specimen so remarkably brief, it makes mayflies look like sequoias. Born at dawn with all the promise of a lottery ticket, our subject gasped its last breath before lunch, having discovered that thirteen holders and zero liquidity do not, in fact, a sustainable ecosystem make. The irony, of course, is that the authorities were properly revoked—a gesture of responsibility akin to locking the barn after the horses have liquified.