Ethically Modified Soyjak8pFNX35yYB5LoM1pjRbjoMJNNPb7s8ZisgCbhRYGpump

$SOYJAK8pFN..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F

Grade Score

28/100

Grade F · FLATLINED

Mkt Cap

$2.1K

Volume 24h

$1.74

Holders

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$2.20B

Price USD

$2.20e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

HGQH..Xcyi ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, SOYJAK experienced a spectacular 401% price surge before vanishing entirely—a phenomenon the locals call 'rug pull.' Here lies a token that achieved the remarkable feat of generating $103,000 in volume while maintaining precisely zero liquidity, a mathematical impossibility rivaled only by its moral one.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Flatlined

$1.74 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

Patient Note

They said the mint was revoked. They did not mention what was revoked first—the token, or the investors' ability to exit.

Holders

§ 04 · 17 wallets

Top 1

99.7%

Top 5

100.0%

Top 10

100.0%

01HGQH...Xcyi99.74%

02DmYg...NDLZ0.08%

038psN...VRtf0.05%

04BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.04%

059Kox...xtnd0.04%

069U3v...WNY80.03%

07GM9w...5zpt0.01%

08FC3E...wcvn0.00%

096AUX...dAbZ0.00%

10Btqe...wuXh0.00%