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Buddy: A Newborn's Tragic Twenty-Four Hours

In the beginning, there was Buddy—a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, much less hold value. Like a nature documentary's most fragile creature, it faced predators on all sides: concentration in the hands of the few, liquidity that evaporated faster than morning dew on the savanna, and a 99.8% price collapse that would make even the most stoic analyst weep into their coffee. By its first birthday—measured in mere hours—the specimen was effectively extinct.