CAUSE OF DEATH
Buddy: A Newborn's Tragic Twenty-Four Hours
In the beginning, there was Buddy—a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, much less hold value. Like a nature documentary's most fragile creature, it faced predators on all sides: concentration in the hands of the few, liquidity that evaporated faster than morning dew on the savanna, and a 99.8% price collapse that would make even the most stoic analyst weep into their coffee. By its first birthday—measured in mere hours—the specimen was effectively extinct.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe holder concentration and instantaneous liquidity death
EPITAPH
"Here lies Buddy: born at noon, murdered by market forces before dinnertime. At least it revoked its authorities before the grim reaper arrived."
