CAUSE OF DEATH
Agent Smith: Birth, Betrayal, Immediate Extinction
In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a truly remarkable specimen—one that achieved the rare distinction of being deceased before it was truly alive. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a newborn gazelle, Agent Smith was swiftly consumed by its own creators, who held every last token like a python with indigestion.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, genetic collapse
EPITAPH
"It came. It saw. It was rug-pulled before the ink dried."
