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Fwiends: A One-Hour Cryptocurrency Tragedy

Here we observe Fwiends, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most humans finished their morning coffee. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced a catastrophic -27.1% collapse—a velocity of self-destruction so impressive, one might mistake it for performance art. The specimen's liquidity evaporated entirely, leaving behind only six bewildered holders and the faint aroma of rug-pull inevitability.