CAUSE OF DEATH
Meme Retards: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the Meme Retards token in its final moments—a creature so thoroughly hollowed out by concentration that its 20 holders might as well be a single predatory organism. With zero liquidity and 99.6% ownership among the elite, this specimen never truly lived; it merely performed an elaborate theatrical death for twenty minutes before the curtain fell.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization meets brutal mathematics
EPITAPH
"Born at noon, forgotten by sunset—TARDZ proved that revoking authorities cannot revoke the fundamental human desire to exit pump-and-dumps at maximum velocity."