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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: dafuck cat, born mere hours ago, already gasping its last. The creature experienced a violent 621% seizure in its infancy—a convulsion so severe it suggests not growth, but rather the violent expulsion of speculative air. And there, in the absence of liquidity, we find only the crushing silence of a market with nowhere to exit.